The Sack Spiral Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Beck sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beck's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.