The Kneel-Down Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Beck, the end zone is a rumor.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.