The Hamstring Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Every deep ball Beck throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Beck's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.