The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Beck gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.