The Kneel-Down Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Beck: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Beck's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.