The Phantom Flag Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Beck: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beck drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.