The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.