The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Runyon gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
86%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.