The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
79%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.