The Invisible Route Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.
72%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.