The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.