The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.