The Phantom Flag Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Runyon, Runyon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.