The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.