The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.