The Snap Count Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Runyon gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Runyon, Runyon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.