The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- A mysterious flag erases Runyon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.