The Snap Count Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.