The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.
75%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Runyon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.