The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.