The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Runyon, that's a flag." Runyon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.