The Phantom Flag Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Runyon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.