The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.