The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- A mysterious flag erases Runyon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.