The Phantom Flag Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.