The Invisible Route Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Runyon will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Runyon, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.