The Invisible Route Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.