The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- A mysterious flag erases Runyon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Runyon, Runyon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.