The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Runyon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.