The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Runyon gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Runyon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.