The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- The broadcast shows Runyon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Runyon gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
82%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.