The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Runyon, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.