The Snap Count Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.