The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.