The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- The broadcast shows Runyon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Runyon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.