The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Lamb's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.
- Lamb does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lamb's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.