The Sunday Night Fade Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lamb's stadium. Only over Lamb.
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.