The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ryland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.