The Snap Count Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Smyth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.