The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“A mysterious flag erases Smyth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Smyth will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
82%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.