The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smyth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.