The Upright Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.