The Shank Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smyth gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smyth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.