The Mystery Tweak Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smyth. Smyth does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
81%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.