The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smyth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.