The Upright Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smyth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.