The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
72%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.