The Wind Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.