The Upright Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Smyth warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smyth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.