The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smyth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smyth, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.